“It can’t be nowhere because if nothing is something then nowhere is somewhere.”

"Are you sure we shouldn't tie the chicken coop to the truck?"

"When something is boring my mind immediately searches for something interesting."

"Mr. Everything guy and his sidekick"

"If Santa's Elves were real, I'd have seen them in a nature book"

"I like horses better than cows, even though sometimes I let out a really great 'moo'"

 “If there’s an earthquake, do we get a new world map?”

"Without your grumpy face, you look beautiful."

"I wish I was as light as a feather so I'd have to be tied down to the earth. It would be fun because sometimes people would use me as a kite."

"Tomorrow I am going to be Mr. Ready for Anything Guy. Here is my list."

"Girls are attractive for their prettiness, and boys are attractive for their loudness."

"When we're back to back like this we are really front to front... because the world is round"

"I wish I had a brother."

"I can play all day and it feels like just an hour."

"You can pay me five hundred dollars to clean the car."

"The tub is getting smaller."

"That really angries me up."

"I'll see you in the night."

"There's a broccoli tree sitting on the sea and a monster came to eat it... arrrumph!"

I'm giving you a thumbs up for making these cookies."

"I am NOT wad-a-lee-ah-cha, I AM DOO-DLE-EE-DOO."

"You could put glasses on the car"

"Can I get in that hug?"

"It's really fun to make a big mess, for a kid."

"This time I'll do the cooking stuff, and you can set the table"

"Sitting backward on my chair... Don't put syrup in your hair."

"Someday I'm going to have an unlucky day... just to see what it's like."

"I love you sooooo much, I always want you to be my Mom."

"I'm just a plain old boy."

"I bet if my Dad had a golf ball and a golf club he could vrrrroooop it right up to the sky and knock that cloud down to the ground. Then we could have cloud pie."

"Your nose is like an umbrella for your mouth."

"I'm as tired as a bumblebee in the middle of the night."

"I don't want a kiddie pool, I want a hot tub."

"I'm as strong as a cow stomping its foot."

"Where did the first seed come from?"

"My hands will be REALLY dirty after I make a fuel tank or two."

"If you see a rock that looks like a toad, don't step on it."

"Sometime we have to put a bee tunnel through our house because we have plants in here. The bee can pollinate them."

"Call me dude."

"This (tinker toy creation) puts electric vitamin C juice into your body. It hurts and its good for you."

"I don't have fancy, I only have cool."

"When you are an old girl, I will have a fishing boat... a lobster boat actually."

"I have something to say for you."

"Does that one (a machine) come with attachments?"

"If March was only a day it would be really shorter."

"Let's go to the people who build inventions and you and Daddy can say to them 'my kid invented a machine that's bigger than a mountain and can take down old houses.' Then they will build it for me."

"When I make a whole bunch of robots, we'll have more people to play with."

"I'm the king of the house"

"I am going to say something you have to put on my blog."

"I didn't want to dream that, I was trying to dream about Gramma's."

"The robot that controls me just saw a lot of dust."

"I'm the meat!!!!"

"I can't sleep because I'm the night watchman."

"I didn't do it, gravity did it."

"A question is shorter than talking."

"I'm pretending this is Baba a Louis Bakery and I'm Baba Louie the baker."

"I'm happy enough that I can fly."

"I think everybody is Santa Claus."

"This is the wind god. When it has to be windy he drops his bag of wind and it goes out all over the world."

"The moon likes us!!! He's following us everywhere!!! ...but where's the sun?"

"I'm happy for you Mommy, because you help people."

"When I get bigger I am going to build a car and sell it to you for two dollars."

"Don't worry Mommy, you still have lots of Birthdays."

"I like Cameron better than you (Mom)... he does cooler things than you do."

"Noses are like hills."

"The wind doesn't have a face."

"I make a nice whistle for the plants to dance to"

"The next time your loving me, make me a toy."

"When you eat worm cake you get really really big. Daddy must have eaten lots of worm cake!"

"I am going to buy an old junky car and fix it up. I will drive it when I am four."

"I'm an underwater diver guy!"

"Where is the escalator in your body?"

"I'm faster than a meat truck!"

"I wish the ocean was gooey. Then it would be slow, not fast, and we could walk far in it."

"I think that corn wants to kiss me ...because of the way its winding in the wind."

"There's lots of trees in nowhere."

"Your hair is like mud."

"What is that terrible thing you are going to miss of me?"

"Is it electrical tape because it unrolls all by itself?"

"I am going to dream about Africa, and my Gramma's house, and California, and Africa.... I am going to dream about my Gramma's porch.... I am going to dream about Kiara, and Kendra and Luke and Kiara's house, and Kiara's toys, and Kiara's chairs, and Kiara's refrigerator, and Kiara's doors."

"You scared the madness out of me!"

"Did you know poops didn't have shadows?"

"You're the nicest snorer in the whole world."

"I'm going to be a spaceman when I grow up... and you will come with me."

"... thirteen, fourteen, eleventeen..."

"I want to tape a big watering can to the top of our car so that we can water all of the trees and plants... all at the same time."

"I'm as mad as the whole world."

"I'm just an old tinker truck... Rrrr Rrrr."

"Your shoes are more 'bootifull' than mine."

"I use my magic point to take toys out of volcanoes."

"I'm not a picker up kind of person"

"What if a volcano made cheese?"

"You have a pretty big but. It's stronger than my but."

"I am a storm trooper. I stomp out all of the storms."

"Are those your sock pants?"

"My muscle bars that are inside my body are hydraulics"

"Don't worry, my gas can fly high high high in the sky."

"I wish I was a rubber kid."

"I think Mr. Moon is at a party with Mr. Sun. Maybe he went to get a drink at a pond."

"I think we should give all of my shirts to someone with a smaller head."

"In my head there are lots of muscles, but not many brains."

"POOF, I turned into a man who no longer needs clothes at night! Now I only need a cape!"

"When I was just starting to be a baby I couldn't see myself because I was all purple."

"I wish my arms were made of rubber, not bones, so I could reach way way way up to the sun."

"Maybe we can look it up on dot com."

"Hey... my name's Low Down."

"This is the skyscraper with lunch in it. I am going to the top of the escalator. I am on seventy-two"

"I am going to juggle trains."

"I know everything about working."

"People get lonely sometimes."

"I think we should be painting the ceiling red."

"I can see the earth, where all the people live."

"I gave you extra arms in case one falls off."

"I have not seen Mr. Sun for years and years and years."

"It's really fun to have three legs."

"I'm hungry. I want to go to a bakery store. One that has a lot lot of cookies but no food."

"Hi baby monkeys, I live on the monkey bars."

"...but we don't have a chimmney."

"This car is like a trash truck!"

"I am happy to be a bird... them can fly everywhere."

"I am an old man... and your young, young, young when your old too."

"Things don't last very long."

"I am a cow. I am making milk right now... but it's not done yet... it is still in my gutters. These are my ports... I have alot lot of them."

"I like bracelets the best ...and snow ...and food ...and oh... there's a little bonfire over here."

"First we need to get some sticks."

"I am getting my exercise out."

"Ingala"

"...but, I am full on all of the sides of my body."

"You look like a car wash."

"I am thankful for walking in the woods sometimes."

"Well... it must be somewhere."

"Here is a picture of the insides of your body"

"Do you like some caterpillar soup and some catepillar rice?"